da fox and da crow

   DA FOX AND Da CROW

Once a fox saw a crow with a piece of cheese in its beak. The fox whispered to himself, “I should have that piece of cheese since I am the master fox.”  As the crow sat on a tree branch, the fox strolled up to the tree. He said, “Oh, mistress crow I’d like you to sing just one song that I may greet you as queen of birds!” The crow lifted up her beak and right when she was going to open her beak, the piece of cheese fell off the tree and was snapped up by master fox! The fox said, “That was all I wanted. In exchange for your cheese, I will give you a piece of advice for the future”

                                             “Do not trust flatters”

                       DA END

A VERY BORING STORY 1: Cornelia's dirt

In Rome in a vine covered house, two boys were standing in the garden watching their mother and her friend walking among the flowers and trees. The youngest boy said “Look at our mother’s friend. Look how beautiful she is.”

But the elder one interrupted “Look at our mother. She is even more beautiful than her.”

 Their mother came down to where they were standing. She told them that they were having dinner with her friend and after they ate, her friend would show them her casket of jewels.

Later after dinner, one of her servants opened the casket of jewels. The boys were amazed by the jewels. There were diamonds, amethysts, rubies, and sapphires. The casket was closed and slowly brought away. Her friend asked Cornelia their mother, “Is it true you don’t have any jewels?”

Cornelia said, “But, I do have jewels,” She drew her twosons to her side. “These are my jewels and they are worth more than all your gems!”

JULIUS CAESAR

Far far far far far far far far and so on away in uh… ROME again…

     Julius Caesar

In Rome was a very popular and wise man called Julius Caesar. He knew how to make people love him and be afraid of him. He was popular because he was a very powerful warrior. Once, he and his fine officers were walking through a very small village. All the people were sitting and standing by the roadside watching him walk. And their mayor was watching too. He was very, very happy as if he was Caesar himself.

Some of Caesar’s officers burst out “Look at him. He is just a ruler of a small village!” But Caesar exclaimed  “Laugh as you will. I’d rather be a ruler of a small village than the second person in Rome!”

Another time Caesar was on a boat in a very big storm. The captain had sailed in many storms but nothing like this. He whined “All is lost. All is lost!” But Caesar said “No we are safe because Caesar is on board.”

 THE END

Cincinnatus the hero!

CINCINNATUS

Far far away lies ROME. Long ago when it was small, there was a man named Cincinnatus. He was very rich, but lost all his money. So he planted with his hands.  He was very wise. If someone had a problem a neighbour would say “Go tell Cincinnatus. He is very wise.”

In the city every man was a soldier. There was a wild tribe that always came down a mountain pass and then stole from the city. The Romans set a army up to battle them. It marched up the pass, but the wild people prepared a trap.

 Awhile after two horse men came rushing into Rome. Lots of people followed them to the white haired fathers. One of the horse men said “We were walking in the path. It was a very thin pathway with walls along the path.” Then the other one said “The wild people set a trap and blocked up all of the pathway They were all around us. Five of us escaped. Five pushed their way through and five … uh died.”

The white haired fathers said “We need someone wise enough to lead the guards and boys into battle.” Someone said “Go get Cincinnatus. He is very wise.” So they went to Cincinnatus. Cincinnatus saw them in the distance. He politely waited for them to speak. The horse man said “Put on your cloak Cincinnatus and please lead the guards and boys into battle.” Cincinnatus called his wife to get him his cloak “I will go” he said. He chased all of the wild people back into their country. They won a great victory. Cincinnatus was ruler for 16 days because after 16 day he gave power back to the white haired fathers.

THE END…..

CREDITS:

Director: The buttery toast/luke

Actors???!!!!!: none!!!!! This is a story!!!!!

Original by james Baldwin

I wanna make this a movie :D meet me on minecraft username: SUPEREPICGUI but I will change it to TheButteryToast599

a & b

King Phillip bought a fine black and brown horse called Bucepalis. All of his men tried to tame Bucepalis. They tried and tried, but they decided to get rid of him. Then the king’s young son, Alexander, suggested that he should try to tame this horse. So he tried. He saw that the horse was afraid of its own shadow. Then he hopped on and rode him. After that, Alexander and Bucephalis were the best of friends.

                       THE END!

A boring LACONIC ANSWER

A LACONIC AWSER

           By James Baldwin

Far away from Rome lies Greece.  It was not united like Rome and some of the Greeks were called Spartans. Their land was called Laconia so they were called Lacons. They were known for their bravery and speaking briefly.

    Greece there was a king called Phillip. He wanted to take over Greece. So he raised an army and took over all of Greece except for the Spartans. He sent a letter that declared, “If I go down into your country, I will level your great city to the ground.” The Spartans reply was "IF". The Spartans knew the king was scared.

The end

Classical Writing work G0LDY L0CKS AND THE 3 BEARS (i wish there was 33 :3)

                           GOLDY LOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS

Goldy-Locks had very yellow hair and one day she asked her mother to pick flowers. Her mother said “Ok, only if you don’t go into the deep forest”. She was a thoughtless little girl so she ran and ran into the deep forest picking flowers until she saw she was in the deep forest.

She found a house. She ran in and saw three bowls of porridge. She tasted the big one. It was too salty. She tasted the medium bowl, but it was too sour. So she tasted the smallest bowl. It was just right and she soon ate it all up. Then she saw three chairs. She sat on the biggest. It was too high. She sat on the medium chair. It was too low. Then she sat on the smallest chair. It was just right, but soon it broke. And then she saw three beds. The biggest bed was too hard, the medium bed was too soft, but the smallest bed was just right and she soon fell asleep.

The bears came home and they saw their door open so they rushed in. The biggest bear said “Someone has been eating my porridge”. Then the medium bear said “Someone has been eating my porridge”. Then the smallest bear said “Someone has been eating my porridge and has eaten it all up!”

They saw their chairs. The biggest bear said “Someone has been sitting in my chair”.  Then the medium bear said “Someone has been sitting in my chair”. Then the smallest bear said “Someone has been sitting in my chair and broke it all to pieces!”

They went upstairs and saw their beds. The biggest bear said “Someone has been laying in my bed”. Then the medium bear said “Someone has been laying in my bed”. Then the smallest bear said “Someone has been laying in my bed and here she is”!

Goldy-Locks woke up she saw the bears looking angrily at her. She ran to the window and jumped out and ran all the way home and told her mother a naughty girl she was.